Hey! Do you know what you are? You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!
Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see... Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole.. .
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy Maybe you think you're too tough to cry So you went to The Grape, Just to give it a try
And Dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life Was his name... One Two Three Four! The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady Nearly drove you insane Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR And so you kissed a little sailor Òåõ Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production: Who had just blew in from Spain "Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf" You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel The story of a demented bread-boffer And acted like it was cocaine Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town In a way you can't explain Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With Kona.. . And so you worked the wall with Michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite Which gave your back an awful strain Volcanic Hell But you came back on Sunday for the gong show Next Thursday, teen town's finest But you forgot what I was sayin' 'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole That's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole Yes, yes You're an asshole, you're an asshole That's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest 'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole You say you can't live with what you've been through Well, ladies you can be an asshole too You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you But don't fool yerself girl It's lookin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's winkin'at you Don't fool yerself girl It's blinkin' at you That's why I say I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Corn hole Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Fist fuck Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Wrist-watch: Crisco Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Pud! Don't fool yerself, girl, It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl, It's goin' right up yer poop chute (etc., repeats) Aw, I knew you'd be surprised
Hey, ask what ur professor gets an hour and tell her u'll split it with her, sounds to me like shes looking for stuff to say in her lecture, is she new to it? What do I know she may just need an extension on her lunch break and she's been so anal about tardness that her class wont give her a break, LOADS OF PRESSURE> D>x
She has actually recently been much nicer to me...we even teamed up on a little exploration of an issue within Flickr. Maybe the ice is melting, as opposed to being SMASHED to bits by my charisma (like it usually is).
yeah, roddy, you ARE an Asshole, but ya know what..so am I, and that's why i think you are nice man i like YOU..i like you very much....You are nice man, and i like you perhaps i want to touch you...
oh, p.s...you said you live w/ your parents?? well..can we have an interview w/ them..i wanna see what they think and how they respond to you asking vulgar questions...lol
Roddy, there's nothing else to it. you simply rock. Walter & I love watching these blogs you toss together, they are great. Walter thinks we should toss a little viddy together for ya so hey, maybe in the next couple of days we shall have something incredibly lame to send your way :^)
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Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole!
An ASSHOLE!
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole.. .
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little sailor
Òåõ Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night,
Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With Kona.. .
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole,
You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to
The Chest 'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole
You say you can't live with what you've been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin'at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch: Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised
Frank Zappa
I love Frank Zappa. Have you ever heard The Jazz Discharge Party Hats?
He told me later the stuff in the bottom
Was like punching an eclair...yeah I know about it ;)
Hey, ask what ur professor gets an hour and tell her u'll split it with her, sounds to me like shes looking for stuff to say in her lecture, is she new to it?
What do I know she may just need an extension on her lunch break and she's been so anal about tardness that her class wont give her a break, LOADS OF PRESSURE>
D>x
She has actually recently been much nicer to me...we even teamed up on a little exploration of an issue within Flickr. Maybe the ice is melting, as opposed to being SMASHED to bits by my charisma (like it usually is).
yeah, roddy, you ARE an Asshole, but ya know what..so am I, and that's why i think you are nice man i like YOU..i like you very much....You are nice man, and i like you perhaps i want to touch you...
;o)
oh, p.s...you said you live w/ your parents?? well..can we have an interview w/ them..i wanna see what they think and how they respond to you asking vulgar questions...lol
Roddy, there's nothing else to it. you simply rock. Walter & I love watching these blogs you toss together, they are great. Walter thinks we should toss a little viddy together for ya so hey, maybe in the next couple of days we shall have something incredibly lame to send your way :^)
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