Yeah it is odd the way creativity comes and goes, sometimes i want to turn it on but nature takes its course and i have to wait. Sometimes i say will i ever get my funiness back. I spoke to a shrink about this and he labeled me with having Capricious Humorous Disorder. He told me to masterbate less as it was draining me of my faculties and if i did not stop masturbating it would continue to eat away at me and i would turn into a vegetable. So glad to see you back my friend.
I dont usually share this with anyone but I will with you in here in private. I have another disorder........
Roddy Von Tenderlips just like you, I use to jerk off way too much! I could not stop, It was horrible. It got so bad that my hair started falling out, I lost 65 lbs., my dick turned a bluish green and so to make a long story short I masturbated myself right into a coma, they found me sitting at my desk at work with my dick in hand, out cold, no one noticed. I sat there for three days in my cubicle, IT wasent until they started to smell a stink and finally noticed. They thought i was gonna die, foaming at the mouth, my hand was crusted to my dick, my left nut was dead from being pinched under my leg so they had to amputate it. Roddy Von Tenderlips I was in that coma for three months. It was so embarrassing so I went out and got help for my problem. I just could not live like that anymore.
I am warning you Mr. Tenderlips be real careful, to many of those daily masterbatory grand maul ejaculations can cause serious damage.
Donnie Darko sucks worse than getting smegma that smells and tastes like the white crust from the corners mouths shot into your eyes and nose...we can no longer be friends Roddy
It happened to me, the white shit, and no one told me. I was filming Roller Derby and then at half time I went to pee and saw it! I was pissed that the guy working with me didn't tell me, and I told him so.....so fuckin gross.
I love Donnie Darko. I'm a bit of a freak about that movie. At the end, when his alive girlfriend rides her bike down the street, and she's at the scene of his death, the wave she shares with Donnie's mother gets me every time. The way Donnie's mother raises her hand, standing there, smoking, it's hopeful. I cry some serious tears. -Angela
my Uncle Jim has that dried saliva shit in his mouth corners but I don't want to be rude and point it out when I'm over cleaning his apartment, It bugs the hell out of me though. It's nothing compared to when we go out to lunch and he gets random food debris in his beard, gross
I am just me. Singer of silly songs. Director of silly videos. Creator of The Rodcast - A Video Diary.
I also spend way too much time on YouTube, MySpace, Facebook, Break and other places.
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Yeah it is odd the way creativity comes and goes, sometimes i want to turn it on but nature takes its course and i have to wait. Sometimes i say will i ever get my funiness back. I spoke to a shrink about this and he labeled me with having Capricious Humorous Disorder. He told me to masterbate less as it was draining me of my faculties and if i did not stop masturbating it would continue to eat away at me and i would turn into a vegetable. So glad to see you back my friend.
Sincerely,
A Capricious Humorous Disorder Survivor
I dont usually share this with anyone but I will with you in here in private. I have another disorder........
Roddy Von Tenderlips just like you, I use to jerk off way too much! I could not stop, It was horrible. It got so bad that my hair started falling out, I lost 65 lbs., my dick turned a bluish green and so to make a long story short I masturbated myself right into a coma, they found me sitting at my desk at work with my dick in hand, out cold, no one noticed. I sat there for three days in my cubicle, IT wasent until they started to smell a stink and finally noticed. They thought i was gonna die, foaming at the mouth, my hand was crusted to my dick, my left nut was dead from being pinched under my leg so they had to amputate it. Roddy Von Tenderlips I was in that coma for three months. It was so embarrassing so I went out and got help for my problem. I just could not live like that anymore.
I am warning you Mr. Tenderlips be real careful, to many of those daily masterbatory grand maul ejaculations can cause serious damage.
I got the help I needed and so can you!
Sincerely,
A Masterbatory Ejaculation Disorder Survivor
Donnie Darko sucks worse than getting smegma that smells and tastes like the white crust from the corners mouths shot into your eyes and nose...we can no longer be friends Roddy
sorry- corners of mouths
It happened to me, the white shit, and no one told me. I was filming Roller Derby and then at half time I went to pee and saw it! I was pissed that the guy working with me didn't tell me, and I told him so.....so fuckin gross.
I love Donnie Darko. I'm a bit of a freak about that movie. At the end, when his alive girlfriend rides her bike down the street, and she's at the scene of his death, the wave she shares with Donnie's mother gets me every time. The way Donnie's mother raises her hand, standing there, smoking, it's hopeful. I cry some serious tears. -Angela
my Uncle Jim has that dried saliva shit in his mouth corners but I don't want to be rude and point it out when I'm over cleaning his apartment, It bugs the hell out of me though. It's nothing compared to when we go out to lunch and he gets random food debris in his beard, gross
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